Congratulations!!!

Now that‘s a word that excites us and sets our pulse racing. That’s a word we await, with bated breath to hear – in office, in maternity wards, in the school assembly hall and the Oscars.

But there are times, when you are not really sure, what you have won; especially if the message comes with a footnote. Here are a few samples for you to ponder

1. Congratulations. The rat race is over.
You have been declared the winner

2. Congratulations. All your enemies are dead.
Who will you hate now?

3. Congratulations. All the world’s money has landed up in your house.
But every other place is shutting down tomorrow because they are broke.

4. Congratulations. You are now in heaven
But all your loved ones are still back on earth

5. Congratulations. You slogged your way to wealth and happiness
Now be prepared to lose both on your health

6. Congratulations. All your obstacles have been removed
Now there’s no one left to blame

7. Congratulations. Everyone in the world believes in your God
Now who will God punish?

8. Congratulations. You are the first to scale Mount Everest.
Mount Everest doesn’t give a damn

9. Congratulations. You will not feel any more pain in your life
You’ll not feel any more pleasure as well

10. Congratulations. You have been promoted
So is every one else in your department

11. Congratulations. You are now enlightened
But nobody will know about it